Hoy domingo estaba en casa y me han picado a la puerta.
He dejado de cocinar para ir a abrir...
... y me aparece nadie más que EL ÚNICO, EL UNIVERSAL...
...con música de John Williams rimbombando en el fondo, y dirección de Steven Spielberg, que estaba detrás de ÉL, diciéndole por lo bajini lo que tenía que hacer... y EL OMNIPOTENTE me ha dicho...
- Mira mariquín... que desde hoy tu misión en la Tierra es convencer a los demás de quién será mi digno sucesor...
- ¿Tu sucesor?
- Sí... para Indiana Jones; para las pelis de la Disney.
- Ah.
- Y mi sucesor tiene que ser: el Michael Fassbender ése.
- ¡Oooh!
- Así que ya sabes... ¡Todo el mundo a votar!
Y por ello os pido votéis al Fassbender, en éste portal: <https://www.thetoptens.com/actors-who-could-be-next-indiana-jones/>, y en todos los portales similares que halléis en ésta vida.
Yo he votado ya por el Fassbender, añadiendo el siguiente comentario que me he sacado de la manga, por poner algo:
"I firmly believe he's the one and only who should inherit that role. I wouldn't say I'm a fan of him, but I've been and will be an Indy fan for my whole life. Unlike with all the others, I can't think of a reason for which he wouldn't be the perfect choice. Furthermore, above other requirements to think of, there's one I always wanted for the next possible Indy, a quality I believe Harrison Ford had, which I'd say is the appropiate balance between looking VERY handsome and having the right mind for it, in spite of it, and together with it. I mean, here's an actor who not only has the right sort of good-looks for the role, and I'd say in a pleasant "standard" or "neutral" sort of way, but also usually shows elegant sparks of intelligence that could revive the role in the direction I wish for, which is that of keeping the character quite interesting because of an educated background. One thing I love and find most necessary about Indy is his professor side, which brings that idealistic and misterious conjunction of intellectual knowledge behind a practical approach to things. It's what makes the character really fascinating to me. Fassbender would be perfect. Oh, and he also speaks German (useful, don't you think? )".
eJatéeeee.
eJatéeeee.
